Louis Vuitton...Sneakers

Hole(y) LV batman!  The new Louis Vuitton perforated leather sneaker is here.
For just little over the price of an ipad2, these beauties can't really check your email, but they look hella delicious.
Behold. The Acapulco in mini Damier tie fabric. Comes in dos colors. A friendly gray and black for your emo alter ego.


The Acapulco in hole(y) perforated leather.  My faves are the blue and orange pair, it really creates a nice contrast with the white piping.
Coincidentally, those two are also harder to come by, especially in the states. They go for ~550 euros per pair in Europe, which translates to about one thousand US rupees for us.
US retail is $645 per pair.  And the smallest size they have (in mens) is a 6.5, so for the ladies that are a size 9-9.5, go grab yourself a pair!  Buy them online, or in select locations:
Louis Vuitton New York
1 East 57th Street | Map
New York, NY 10022
Louis Vuitton SoHo
116 Greene Street | Map
New York, NY 10012

[thanks Freshnessmag for the photos :)]
HAPPY SHOPPING BITCHES!

Kickin' It @ SneakerCon

FINALLY I find time to post up my sneaker photo-op from SneakerCon on Saturday, March 19th.
It was a great time...my only qualm was the lack of female size shoes.  So many pairs...and so FEW WOMENS SIZES!!! No need to shed tears for us. We are strong women.  In fact, we decided a Women's SneakerCon needs to be implemented.  How about it LADIES? Lets make it happen.
And now, Behold great sneaker-wearing greatness:


Freddy Krueger inspired low-dunks.


100% RED-PINK...I think i salivated all over this one.  Too bad they didn't have my size.


Kicks for your phone? Keys? Everything in your life deserves a beautiful pair of kicks.


The 10 year old me would've rocked this pair til the cows came home.



Count em, 3 tongues!! Kinky little sneaker... 0_o

Another great by Jeremy Scott....the "Street Ball":




Also by Mr.HOTTScott...the Panda.



...And camouflage wings.



...more camouflage



The Wood Shock. These little wrist gems really caught my attention.  They may not be forest-friendly, but they look so unique and will be sure to shamwow your friends and neighbors.  Be sure to keep back 10 feet when singing koombaya 'round the camp fire, lest you become the human torch.



Shamballa Bracelets. So gorgeous, we went out and decided to make one ourselves.  Pics will soon follow.  If you'd like to purchase one from us, contact me!


Ran into a friend of mine...designer extraordinaire of Teimeasy.  Check him out!


A little Extra Butter never hurt anyone...cept thier thighs..and cankles.


My friend managed to find her size in these dunks so this was truly a time for celebration...married to the mob in cream colored cotton.


The DeLorean Nike Dunk.


Everyone and thier mommas mamas were rocking Nike LeBrons "South Beach". I'm into a more femme looking sneaker, but if I had a hoo-ha, I'd want to get my hands on these darlins'.


FLASH GORDONS! Mint.




I can promise that my zygote will have the most kickass swag in all the playground. Forget RedLightGreenLight123 and Hokey Pokey.
Recess will be a fashion show.
In fact, a show should be created to salute them: "Americas Most Stylish Rugrat". Guess who'd be #winning?? 0=)
 Here's to you, future mini Henphanie.

Happy Saturday Bitches!

Swatch x Jeremy Scott

 

I am obsessed with Mr. Scott.

Bigger, Badder, Beer Goggles

I'm obsessed with Warby Parker I have finally procured a pair of new goggles for myself. Or as The Man Repeller affectionately calls it, "birth control glasses".
They have a mail-order try on option, but I simply couldn't pick just 5 from all the delicious styles they had going on so I decided to head up to their store in Union Square.  Its a cute little space slash office and the people there are very attentive and helpful.
After nearly and hour of trying on EVERY SINGLE pair I finally settled on these.  Only $125 complete with anti-glare and compressed thin lenses because I have blind-ass granny eyes.
Behold, the Pierce in greystone.


Go get yourself a pair!
It's WARBY PARKER bitches!!!

well ain't that groovay

Winter's uh-meltin' away and the hot flashes of Spring and Summer will soon be upon us.  You know what that means!  Skinny dipping in the neighbors pool!   
New sunglasses!!
I've had incredible luck with losing my stuff, especially sunglasses.  It's a curse and a blessing.  Imagine my delight when I accidentally misplaced Jasmine's my roommates' vacuum that I was planning on using later.  Evidence gone.
No harm no foul.
Thankfully I do not own a pair of shades w/ the price equivalent of a small porche or a mini pony or I'd have to stop blogging and get a real job.
I procured these last Friday at Urban Outfitters for $15 rupees. This was one of two of the last pairs in the store.  And you KNOW the last pair is always BUSTED in some way shape or form.  So BOOYAH.  A win for Stepho.



Love, peace and happiness Bitches!! xoxoxoxo

Jeremy Scott...sunglasses?

I didn't think Jeremy Scott could get any more bitchin' than he already is, yet alas, he has proven me wrong.
I present to you the most inefficient, yet stylishly eccentric piece of headgear to ever grace your face...Jeremy Scott's "Plastic Hands Sunglasses".

Bravo Mr.Scott.

L'Orange

Greens and blues are traditionally my favorite nail colour preference, but i needed a change. So I painted my nails orange yesterday.  I used Opi by Sephora's Caliente Coral as the base and then a sheer coat of Opi Sephors's Cab Fare over it to give more pizzazz.

Et, voila!: