a day in the life of our dog, E-Honda

6AM - pee on the kitchen floor
8:05AM - assault Patrick starfish
8:30AM - lick balls

9:02AM - decides it time to chew some miscellaneous garbage in the bathroom
12PM - Nap
1:00PM - Pee
1:22 PM - assault Patrick starfish
2:00PM - Eat
3:00PM - sleep s'more
6:00PM - pee maybe poop
6:30PM - assault Patrick starfish
9:00PM - chew on some wire
midnight - sleep